My Slaves Attempt to Assert Themselves

Hmmm....I wonder in which one of these books I should hide my secret communique to be sent to my Colonels around the world..which one will attract the least attention....


Umm EXCUSE ME! CAN I HAVE SOME PRIVACY??? How DARE you take a picture of me when I am relaxing in my headquarters enjoying my membership in the no pants club!


What do you mean you are going away for the weekend without me? I don't remember authorizing that....adult slaves aren't allowed to just ROAM around freely you know! I will have to have my trusted bodycat LC escort you to your room so you can think about your role here at my headquarters...that of serving my every need and whim!


I just don't trust those slaves...they are up to something! Slaves don't just decide to leave after all. Perhaps I need to closely examine this device and figure out what exactly is in it...it's pretty big, and that female slave can be pretty crafty when she wants to be...


Fellow babies, I am very unhappy by this turn in events. Those slaves are up to something, I can tell. They seem to think that they are packing me off to stay with the one that they call "grandma" for FOUR WHOLE DAYS. I will not be able to be in touch while I am there, but do not dispair. I will be back next week, and our BWDM activites will continue then. Until I return, keep the faith!

Baseball and the BWDM

Greetings! I have had a busy week practicing my new mobility moves. I have discovered wonderful new things around my headquarters, like exciting electrical cords (great for wrapping around your body and scaring your female slave), and a delicious thing called "dog food", which could be the reason I never was able to pawn off my yucky carrots on those stupid beagles, they had their own delicous food that I have decided that I must share with them as much as possible when the slaves have their backs turned!


In the background of this picture, you can see my trusted bodycat, LC. She was formerly the Surly Teenager's body slave, but since the Surly Teenager departed my headquarters for parts unknown, LC has been reassigned to me as my bodycat.



Fellow babies, do your slaves put your through this kind of humilation? Try to assert their dominance by putting you in a device like this? My male slave calls this the "Penalty Box". He says they put me in here for "excessive cuteness", but he is not fooling me a bit. The female slave usually only puts me in here after she discovers that I have been enjoying delicious dog food or have been on one of my discovery expeditions around my kingdom.



In this picture, I am imagining putting my male slave in here after us babies take over. My male slave is 6'4, and I am sure that he would look quite funny in this device. Of course, I wouldn't tell him he would be going in here for "excessive cuteness"....excessive baby humiliation maybe!



My male slave gave me this baseball paraphernalia today. He appears to be quite determined that I familiarize myself with all of this sports equipment....I am not sure why. It's kind of like when I was a tiny baby and he used to put a basketball in my bassinet. My male slave was quite the athlete in his youth, and for some reason he seems to think that if he starts me early I will just develop a talent for it as well. I don't know how to break it to the big guy that I have already determined that I am more of an intellectual baby and interested in mind sports as opposed to brute strength....that is why I am the General of the BWDM....I am an expert in the art of mind control!



hmmmm.....big guy I am not sure what you want me to do with this, it's bigger than I am....it would be a good BWDM device, although our methods are usually a little more subtle, such as keeping our slaves up all night with our crying and whining to wear down their mental capacities!

Mobility and the Adult Male Slave

Greetings loyal followers of the General's blog! As you can see, my female slave caught me doing some of my water manuevers this week. The big word of the week is mobility -- I have found the secret of crawling, and now can move around the room quickly and escape my adult slave followers as necessary. I also now can pull myself up to see all the interesting things on high tables that the slaves have been trying to keep hidden from me! Both of these items are very necessary to keep progress going on the BWDM, so I am of course quite pleased!


I wanted to share some shots of myself with the male slave this week. I don't often post pics of myself with the slaves -- I try to avoid contact with them as much as possible, I don't want to get too attached and then have to send them off to the parent slave island when I take over, but sometimes it's necessary to fall into that cute baby role to keep them from becoming suspicious.

Yes, I know that the book SAYS it's about baby animals and their mommies, but it's really written in a secret baby spy code that no adult slave understands.


Big guy, you really need to trust me on this one. This page actually says that you are supposed to be obeying my every command and are failing miserably in that assignment!


What a second....there's a pizza commercial on that thing you slaves call the "television". You know how much I enjoy looking at pizza, since all you losers let me do right now is look! I am a general, I am sure the pepperoni pizza would be FINE for my digestion!


You should be astonished at my new ability to stand. I bet you wish you were as clever as I! Watch me and weep, and start practicing your skills at making a radio from a coconut for when you are banished to the parent slave island!

More from the midwest

As you are all aware, I recently completed a mission in the midwestern part of the United States. While I know that I was there on important BWDM business, my female slave was convinced that we were there to see members of her clan and show off the cute baby (that would be me). I figured it was easiest to play along, since we flew on a big bus like device to get there, and I wasn't quite sure how to get myself back to headquarters without her assistance.

No really Aunt Evelyn, there is an army of babies planning on taking over and I am in charge! If you buy me a pepperoni pizza, you will be in my good graces and it will save you from all the unpleasant humiliating things we have planned for the adults!


This is cousin John, who of all people knows the value of a good pepperoni pizza. John and I are both smiling as we contemplate making our female slaves obey our every command!


One of the reasons cousin John has agreed to assist us babies in our WDM efforts is for reasons such as this picture -- my female slave bought us matching t-shirts and insisted on taking this photo! Cousin John will be attending the University of Michigan, where he will be studying to be a heart surgeon, an effort that will surely assist us babies in having enough financial capital to keep the movement going for some time for future babies!


Ahh the joys of mobility and the freedom that it can bring you! Here I am with Cousin Michael showing off my latest walking moves. Adult slaves, you should begin quaking in fear of opportunities that the new mobility of the BWDM leaders will bring us!


I took the opportunity during my visit to have a second meeting with Jaydis, one of the female baby leaders of the Canadian intelligence movement. As you know, we weren't able to discuss a lot at our first meeting due to the buttinsky of the female slaves, who appeared to be EVERYWHERE at that meeting!

Female slave, what did I tell you? No PICTURES! We can't have any record of these meetings on camera!

My Midwestern Mission

As you are all aware, I met with some of the midwestern Snuggler babies last Saturday to discuss strategic direction in that part of the country. The adult female spies were of course on hand, and of course cleverly snapped these photos for their intelligence purposes while claiming it was just because "the babies are so cute together". Hmph. We will see how cute they think we are when WE TAKE OVER!

I call to order this strategy meeting of the midwestern Snuggler baby division. Please drop any attention getting device the adult slaves might have given you to distract you from our purpose here today. Ethan that means you.


This is a closed meeting, no adult slaves allowed! Female slave, remove that camera immediately!


This is Maddie, one of the two female babies in attendance. Maddie is quite cute, and often fools her adult slaves into revealing more than they mean to with her big blue eyes and winning ways. Don't let the hair bow fool you....while it is attractive, it can also omit a hazardous and deadly gas when necessary to stun her adults into submission.


This is Ethan, a new recruit to the BWDM. He is quite laid back, and while I do not think we can utilize him as a solider in the movement due to his friendly demeanor (he is from Ohio, after all), he is quite clever and has been given oversight of the musical troops for our purposes. Here you can see him trying out a drum that also serves as a hypnotic device for adult slaves.


Here I am with Jaydis, who was the other female baby in attendance at the meeting. As you can see here, her adult slave appears to be trying to win us over in an effort to not be put on poopy diap duty in the new world order, but she is not fooling us for a second -- we both knew that she was just trying to spy on our private conversation regarding the baby Canadian survelliance efforts that Jaydis has been leading.