In Spring, A Female Slave's Thoughts Turn to ...Dorky Hats

Greetings fellow toddlers! I am sorry that I was gone once again last week...the clumsy female slave left the camera at the male slave's house when we went over there to celebrate him getting yet more ancient on the day they refer to as his "birthday".

My post this week is about hats....one of my female slave's favorite torture techniques is to put these cutsey dorky hats on me. Fortunately, most of the winter uniforms I wear do not come with hats, but when spring comes....so do those damn hats. It's always something with that female slave of mine.

Surly teenage slave, I don't know what you are talking about, but I am not wearing the matching hat for this outfit. It's bad enough that she put overalls on me....am I farmer john or what? Ugh, you can really tell that the female slave is from the hickville midwest sometimes.

Ummm.....yeah. don't hold your breath on this one staying on female slave. To say this is not an attractive look is putting it mildly....

Don't even try to appease me with delicious milk female slave, I still know the dorky hat is on my head!

Ok hat problem solved. I am so clever sometimes I can hardly stand it....

Well this is MUCH better....a little more stylish and a much better look for a General Little Bear!

Female slave you are really pissing me off with this hat business. This one has BEAVERS on it! BEAVERS???the beaver socks were bad enough...where exactly do you buy my uniforms? Tasteless General clothing.com?

Can we just get this show on the road? The male slave is just getting more ancient as we speak, so let's get to my official headquarters so I can enjoy some delicious chocolate cake......and stop trying to humiliate me by taking pictures of me in these horrible dorky hats!