I Return From Exile

Fellow toddlers....what can I say. Those adult slaves are just too devious sometimes in their tactics to make me unable to communicate.... I am sorry that I have not been able to post in so long , my female slave has been very defiant and left the headquarters, forcing me to set up a command center in a new location!

Female slave, what is the meaning of this! First you try to use the humiliation tactic to wear me down by taking a picture of me when I am obviously not at my well groomed best, but what is this horrible new place that you have taken me to? It does not appear to be fit for the general of the toddler world domination army!

Well I won't let the new scare tactics of the female slave deter me. I will find a way to establish a command center in this dismal new place and get in touch with my generals ASAP!

Female slave, don't you even think I can't see your glee at my distress! You will pay for this!

Female slave, I will admit that you were quite clever and won that round....but I am pretty sure I am going to win the next one....I have something for you....you just need to check the diap!