Curtis AKA General Little Bear's Blog

My name is Curtis....I am a toddler. I have fuzzy chick hair, and wear overalls down to there...I am also General of the toddler world domination movement. Read this blog and weep adult slaves...now you all know why your toddler is practicing those mind control techniques on you!

Saturday, December 02, 2006

I return from hiatus

Greetings fellow babies! I am very happy to be back from my recent unvoluntary hiatus. As you are all aware, the adult slaves forced me to go with them on a trip to visit the midwestern slaves for the holiday they call "Thanksgiving", and I have not been able to get a post done since our return to my headquarters. While dealing with all the slaves and trying to act like the cute dumb baby was quite tiresome, I also was able to conduct a reconisance mission with some of my officiers in that part of the country, so the trip was not a complete waste of my valuable general time. Never fear, I have returned to my headquarters, and have resumed my regular weekly posting schedule!



What is this item? I found it amongst my amusement devices. I wonder if it's a plant by one of the slaves to track my movements!


Well it doesn't taste funny...but that female slave can be quite tricky!


Bodycat LC, I am quite annoyed by your lack of attention to detail! How did the adult slaves manage to plant this device when you were supposed to be guarding my amusement items!


That was a close call, but fortunately I am much smarter than the slaves and uncovered their clumsy device before it could do any real harm. Bodycat, consider yourself on notice...any more incidents like this and there won't be catnip in your stocking, but rather a lump of dog food!

3 Comments:

  • At 5:19 PM, Blogger Amanda said…

    Wow General I can't believe your bodycat let you down like that! Close call...

     
  • At 9:03 PM, Blogger Corna said…

    You are so clever, Curtis!

     
  • At 10:36 AM, Blogger Smiley Riley said…

    Those cats, they are so finicky! Good thing you're so smart!

     

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