Curtis AKA General Little Bear's Blog

My name is Curtis....I am a toddler. I have fuzzy chick hair, and wear overalls down to there...I am also General of the toddler world domination movement. Read this blog and weep adult slaves...now you all know why your toddler is practicing those mind control techniques on you!

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Chalk one up for the female slave

Greetings fellow babies! I am pleased to be back with you all. It appears that my female slave was right this time...the battery charger WAS in the possession of the male slave. I have noted this about his inability to find lost items, it will come in handy when trying to determine his tasks in the new world order. He will not be assigned to Lost and Found for sure. But all is well...I am back and can now update you on my week and progress on the BWDM.


This week, I focused (as I know most of the rest of you did, judging from the mutterings I have heard from the female slave) on my mind domination technique due to fatique with the female slave. With my new mobility, I can get places very QUICKLY, and this allows me to get into more things than the female slave can keep up with.

What does it look like I am doing? This yarn is quite delicious, and there is no sign that indicates it's not for babies to play with....

Um female slave there is NO NEED TO TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME. I will let go when I am darn good and ready to!

What's this yummy looking rubber square? I have heard the slaves refer to it as a "coaster". I must taste it as it looks like something the female slave would not want in my mouth...

hehehehe....look what I have female slave! Now I am going to take it off to my secret office for examination to make sure you slaves aren't bugging the room or doing any other kind of crafty survelliance on me...

Yes female slave, I KNOW I am not supposed to be over here by the television...but that's the beauty of it, now that I am SPEEDY there is nothing you can do to stop me!

5 Comments:

  • At 2:59 PM, Blogger Jola and Jaydis said…

    Look at all those teeth, you are sure giving the female slave a run for her money! I got my mommy brainwashed to buy my some Gymboree stuff!!! Try not to drive her to insane, remember to save some for when daddy gets home!

     
  • At 9:21 PM, Blogger Larna said…

    I think that first picture is absolutely adorable! You need to frame it!!
    -Larna....

     
  • At 12:12 PM, Blogger Kayla said…

    Woohoo for speedy babies!

     
  • At 12:29 PM, Blogger Smiley Riley said…

    mmmm, coasters are a delicious treat...I love how you are carrying it around like a little puppy dog! Too funny!

     
  • At 2:09 PM, Blogger Ash said…

    Mmmmm must find a coaster now!!!! They look like they're easy to carry and crawl to annoy the adult people!

     

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