Baseball and the BWDM
Greetings! I have had a busy week practicing my new mobility moves. I have discovered wonderful new things around my headquarters, like exciting electrical cords (great for wrapping around your body and scaring your female slave), and a delicious thing called "dog food", which could be the reason I never was able to pawn off my yucky carrots on those stupid beagles, they had their own delicous food that I have decided that I must share with them as much as possible when the slaves have their backs turned!
In the background of this picture, you can see my trusted bodycat, LC. She was formerly the Surly Teenager's body slave, but since the Surly Teenager departed my headquarters for parts unknown, LC has been reassigned to me as my bodycat.
Fellow babies, do your slaves put your through this kind of humilation? Try to assert their dominance by putting you in a device like this? My male slave calls this the "Penalty Box". He says they put me in here for "excessive cuteness", but he is not fooling me a bit. The female slave usually only puts me in here after she discovers that I have been enjoying delicious dog food or have been on one of my discovery expeditions around my kingdom.
In this picture, I am imagining putting my male slave in here after us babies take over. My male slave is 6'4, and I am sure that he would look quite funny in this device. Of course, I wouldn't tell him he would be going in here for "excessive cuteness"....excessive baby humiliation maybe!
My male slave gave me this baseball paraphernalia today. He appears to be quite determined that I familiarize myself with all of this sports equipment....I am not sure why. It's kind of like when I was a tiny baby and he used to put a basketball in my bassinet. My male slave was quite the athlete in his youth, and for some reason he seems to think that if he starts me early I will just develop a talent for it as well. I don't know how to break it to the big guy that I have already determined that I am more of an intellectual baby and interested in mind sports as opposed to brute strength....that is why I am the General of the BWDM....I am an expert in the art of mind control!
hmmmm.....big guy I am not sure what you want me to do with this, it's bigger than I am....it would be a good BWDM device, although our methods are usually a little more subtle, such as keeping our slaves up all night with our crying and whining to wear down their mental capacities!
In the background of this picture, you can see my trusted bodycat, LC. She was formerly the Surly Teenager's body slave, but since the Surly Teenager departed my headquarters for parts unknown, LC has been reassigned to me as my bodycat.
Fellow babies, do your slaves put your through this kind of humilation? Try to assert their dominance by putting you in a device like this? My male slave calls this the "Penalty Box". He says they put me in here for "excessive cuteness", but he is not fooling me a bit. The female slave usually only puts me in here after she discovers that I have been enjoying delicious dog food or have been on one of my discovery expeditions around my kingdom.
In this picture, I am imagining putting my male slave in here after us babies take over. My male slave is 6'4, and I am sure that he would look quite funny in this device. Of course, I wouldn't tell him he would be going in here for "excessive cuteness"....excessive baby humiliation maybe!
My male slave gave me this baseball paraphernalia today. He appears to be quite determined that I familiarize myself with all of this sports equipment....I am not sure why. It's kind of like when I was a tiny baby and he used to put a basketball in my bassinet. My male slave was quite the athlete in his youth, and for some reason he seems to think that if he starts me early I will just develop a talent for it as well. I don't know how to break it to the big guy that I have already determined that I am more of an intellectual baby and interested in mind sports as opposed to brute strength....that is why I am the General of the BWDM....I am an expert in the art of mind control!
hmmmm.....big guy I am not sure what you want me to do with this, it's bigger than I am....it would be a good BWDM device, although our methods are usually a little more subtle, such as keeping our slaves up all night with our crying and whining to wear down their mental capacities!
posted by Curtis @ 8:14 AM
5 Comments:
At 11:07 PM,
Smiley Riley said…
I have found that anything new given to me should go directly into the mouth. This sometimes frustrates my adult slaves..hahaha. As for the Penalty Box, they don't use that for me, I get put in the "excersaucer." Anyways, lookin' good general as usual. You're lucky to have a bodycat.
At 4:25 PM,
Amanda said…
We don't have a penalty box here although I think my mom said something about getting it out if I ever start crawling.
You know, I might have to try that dog food stuff next time I am at my Nana's. Thanks for the info General!
At 8:34 PM,
Corna said…
We have the same penalty box. I enjoy mine as it gives me time to think and stand up for a while. --Pickle
At 9:02 AM,
Larna said…
My mommy puts me in the penalty box sometimes...I pretend I don't mind it b/c she keeps putting new toys in there for me to play with.
Tell your man slave he is crazy for buying you that sports equipment! Doesn't he know that you will just chew on it now!?
At 8:17 PM,
Corey said…
No penalty box here, my adult slave just puts me in my exersaucer, but I have figured out if you yell long enough and make tears roll they come pretty quick!!!
I have a Bodycat too, his name is Eeyore, he gives good kisses!!!
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