Curtis AKA General Little Bear's Blog

My name is Curtis....I am a toddler. I have fuzzy chick hair, and wear overalls down to there...I am also General of the toddler world domination movement. Read this blog and weep adult slaves...now you all know why your toddler is practicing those mind control techniques on you!

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Just say no to the carrot

As you all know, I have been trying to break in the adult female slave to full-time General Little Bear care. For the most part, apart from the fashion emergency dressing, things are going ok, or at least they were until she decided to try to give me carrots. That's right, I said CARROTS. Probably the most hated of foods! Well I just wasn't having any part of that, and of course she thought that because she was bigger she would impose her will on me......I think NOT.

Oh I'm sorry female slave....was the point of this to actually get me to EAT some of the carrots?


That Chinese food the male slave has looks good....can we give that a go instead?


HEE HEE....It's in my hair you say? Better in my hair than in my mouth with that nasty stuff!


Sure I'll take a stab at feeding myself......maybe I can actually get the carrots inside the baby instead of all over him!


An easy way to dispose of the hated carrots -- just dump them in your lap! What's the female slave gonna do? It can always be blamed on poor coordination....

6 Comments:

  • At 9:19 PM, Blogger Kayla said…

    Maybe you should try the carrots. I find them quite delicious! They do stain any *cough* undesireable *cough* outfits beyond recognition though!

     
  • At 9:45 PM, Blogger Smiley Riley said…

    I love carrots, especially in my hair, but their pretty good to eat too.

     
  • At 4:36 PM, Blogger Corna said…

    Tell your Mom to get you some bananas. They are so good I let 95% of them go right in my mouth! --Pickle

     
  • At 7:59 PM, Blogger Amanda said…

    Good job General! I hate carrots as well.

    May I recommend Apricots? They are my favorite!

     
  • At 6:58 PM, Blogger Ash said…

    Carrots are good for highchair decorating and doggie sharing too!!!! And facials, but you know that one already.

     
  • At 11:02 AM, Blogger Rebecca said…

    Those carrots are yucky. I don't eat them either. I agree with Pickle--try those bananas. YUMMY!

     

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