Curtis AKA General Little Bear's Blog

My name is Curtis....I am a toddler. I have fuzzy chick hair, and wear overalls down to there...I am also General of the toddler world domination movement. Read this blog and weep adult slaves...now you all know why your toddler is practicing those mind control techniques on you!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Caught in my new disguise

As my adult slaves have always called me little bear, when it came to buying a disguise for the BWDM, I decided on this cuddy appearing, yet deadly bear costume. I ordered the surly teenage slave to put it on me, and of course the adult spies managed to snap these pics of me while I was testing it out.

See how ferocious the head is? Even the most bossy of adult slaves could not help but be intimidated by this ferocious appearing bear head.

Ha ha...fooled you. You thought I was a ferocious bear, yet I am really the devilishly clever General Little Bear in my deadly bear disguise.

Dude, I know it's hard to believe, but it really is me! Stop crying, it's not a real bear!

I just don't know about some of these babies and the WDM. It seems to me if they are going to cry at the sight of a bear outfit, how can I entrust them to assist me in taking over the world? Let me peruse these maps to see where I might be able to station them...perhaps the more timid of babies amongst us could be sent to an island for domination purposes.


This bear costume is really quite comfortable. I wonder what this material is? Surly teenager, order more of these for my officiers immediately!

7 Comments:

  • At 2:27 PM, Blogger Ash said…

    How KYOOOOOOT!!!!! What a handsome little man he is! I'm afraid of the plans he and Southern twin will discuss when they're together.
    -Toby's mummy

     
  • At 4:57 PM, Blogger Corna said…

    Pickle would like his to be a ferocious frog. Or a duckie.

     
  • At 5:20 PM, Blogger Stephanie said…

    Oh General, you are soooo sneaky! Can you give me lessons? I have to say, the bear costume is great. Oh, and I got the message, I have a duck costume ready to go for Phase II of the BWD Plan...

     
  • At 11:00 AM, Blogger Amanda said…

    Nice constume. It is very decieving, I did not know it was you. My mom says you look really cute so you have her fooled!!

     
  • At 9:19 PM, Blogger Smiley Riley said…

    That is the coolest costume, I have one but it's not nearly as ferocious. Who the heck is going to be afraid of a pink bunny...dang it mom!

     
  • At 9:32 PM, Blogger Jola and Jaydis said…

    Oh General, I have come out of hiding for a communication, can I please be a lamb? Mom says she will hopefully get online the beginning of the week, I guess her schedule will tell, we hate this time of year!

     
  • At 11:22 AM, Blogger Kayla said…

    I have the duck costume as well as Abby, I think we will be leading the sea bound operations!

     

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