Psst...Wanna Hear About My Six Month Stats?

So mom took me to the doctor yesterday...she tricked me by leading me to believe we were going to the Army/Navy surplus store, otherwise I never would have agreed to get into that crazed torture device the adult slaves call a car seat. Anyway...we went to the doctor, and turns out I weigh 20 lbs, 8 oz, which is the 90th percentile for babies my age, and I am 27.5 inches long, which is the 80th percentile for babies my age. Needless to say, the one they call daddy was quite proud to hear about his big boy and how I am growing, and my mom was quite sad that I am not her tiny baby anymore. They gave me four shots....the nurse has been added to the list of those who will not be given a preferred place in the new world order once baby world domination goes into effect.