Curtis AKA General Little Bear's Blog

My name is Curtis....I am a toddler. I have fuzzy chick hair, and wear overalls down to there...I am also General of the toddler world domination movement. Read this blog and weep adult slaves...now you all know why your toddler is practicing those mind control techniques on you!

Saturday, June 17, 2006

I go on a mission

Today the female adult slave informed me that we had to go to the "grocery store" to get stuff to make the meal for daddy slave day tomorrow. I was quite excited and intrigued by this prospect, the female slave and I do not normally get to go to the grocery store together, I normally only go with the male slave. I knew I would be spending more time there as the female slave is much slower, and could use the time to make a detailed observation of this adult supplies stronghold.

I instructed the female slave to put me in my new bush uniform that arrived in the box we received the other day. You all know about the white hat incident...well we had much greater luck with the bush uniform.

As you can see, I am quite excited at the prospect of having the opportunity to continue spying efforts on the adult slaves.

What? no, I have no idea what that hand grenade is doing in your crochet basket....

What a huge waste of a perfectly good hand grenade! How dare she throw it out! that's going in the notebook for sure......

Female slave, stop your fussing about finding dangerous objects in your crochet basket! We must go, time is of the essence!

I made the female slave take this pic so I could post it for the lady babies...I know most of them cannot resist a general bear in uniform!

3 Comments:

  • At 8:43 PM, Blogger Corna said…

    Colonel Pickle has informed his mama slave to purchase said uniform for the movement. She must comply!

     
  • At 9:32 PM, Blogger Larna said…

    My female slave has yet to comply with the dresscode, I must inform her at once!

     
  • At 10:37 PM, Blogger Smiley Riley said…

    You're right, a girl cannot resist a baby man in uniform. Looking good general Curtis!

     

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