What happened to my manifesto?

Today I was quite excited to receive a package in the mail. I was convinced it was my personal manifesto that I had sent off for publication with the intent of distribution to all the babies of the Snuggler world. When I opened the package, I was surprised to find not my manifesto, but something written by some character named Dr. Seuss.





I closely examined both of the books contained in the packet in the hopes that my publisher had cleverly disguised the manifesto so as not to alert my adult slaves, but ALAS! Nothing but two books by this Dr. Seuss person. What sort of trickery is this? the adult slaves may have won this round, but there is no end to my resourcefulness. I will find another way to share my message with the Snugggler babies!