This doesn't look like what I ordered!

I am having a rather frustrating week when it comes to ordering equipment for the movement. First we had that "incident" where my manifesto got "lost", and now this! I telephathically sent instructions to the female slave to order me an assortment of uniforms, and what came was this hat! Of course, the surly teenage slave thought it would be cute to put it on me and take pictures..in this first one you can see how disgusted I am that my instructions were not followed YET AGAIN....

As the surly teenager snaps away, I think gleefully about making her be in charge of changing diaps for all babies who have eaten prunes when I take over as retribution for this humilation!

umm excuse me...Liz? Did I hear you say you like prunes?