Getting intelligent intelligence can be tough

Today, I received a tip that there was available intelligence from a surprising source -- one of the adult slaves other masters, the one they call "Lucy the Beagle". Apparently, before I arrived on the scene, Lucy was in charge of the Beagle world domination movement. In an effort not to reduplicate effort, I decided to approach her to gather information.
What? no female adult slave, I do not require anything at the present time. You may leave me alone now with the slobbering creature you call Lucy.


Don't be paranoid Lucy..I told you she wasn't listening. Don't give the adult female slave credit for being smarter than she is!



Whatever dog! you probably don't have any useful information anyway! All you care about is sniffing cat butts and eating pig ears!


That's alright, like surly teenager who will be wiping baby prune eating butts for the next fifty years when I take over, the dog will be forced to be servant to the nasty cat things that share our domicile that she hates so much!

I was really counting on intelligent intelligence from that dog! Now it's back to the drawing board...some days it's just not easy being General Little Bear.