Baby it's hot outside

I don't know how they assign which adult slaves will be serving you, but I want to file a complaint against mine. Last weekend, the temperature was in the 90's, and broke records previously set in 1907. My dumb adult slaves couldn't figure out how to turn down the heat so it wasn't so hot, and apparently are too cheap to own one of those cool air blower thingies called an "air conditioner" so I was forced to suffer. I think they were just trying to wear me down and get intelligence from me about the baby WDM, but I saw through their ploy. Those dumb slaves of mine will never crack me.

I was forced to suffer through the indignity of being stripped down to just my diap to try to keep cool, and then the male adult slave tried to assist me in serving me some water.

Can't you move any faster? Give me that!


Yes, you must hold the bottle. You are the slave after all...

This water is so delicious and cooling, I don't think I will share any with the slave.....

That's right, I said none for you. Did I stutter?

I think they put something in my water to make me talk! Babies of the world....do not dispair! they will NEVER break me!