Celebrating the 4th, General Style

Today is Independence Day, a very important day to the Baby World Domination movement. After all, the founding fathers of our country were fighting a war for their freedom against a much stronger and more powerful opponent, just like we babies are. In order to celebrate this most important of days, I ordered my slaves to dress me in patriotic garb both last night and today, to send a silent, yet important message of domination and defiance to them.

That's right, adult slave. Note my attractive striped pants and fear for your future once us babies are in charge!


Yes, adult slave. I am a third your size, and yet have twice the brain power. Can you say evolution with me big guy?

I don't recall authorizing a matching outfit for the male adult slave. Female slave, what is the meaning of this?

Well....I suppose it's ok since you didn't know I would be so offended. It is the fourth of July after all, and we all must celebrate in anticipation of the next great freedom movement that is afoot.