Well it's certainly not Calvin Klein

I had quite an interesting day today... for some reason, the female adult slave has taken over my daytime care from the surly teenage slave...something about the teenage slave being more surly than usual. Anyway, the adult female slave is not entirely used to my daytime routine, so the last few days have been quite interesting while I work to break her in.

No, it really is time for me to get up, let me out of this crib immediately! I guess you will have to put down the laptop and actually CARE FOR THE BABY for a little while...


Umm what prison convict did you mug to get me this outfit?


Well the situation is dire, but no need to get dramatic about it....it does look like a long way to the ground from here.....


What time does that male adult slave get home again? He might be dumb, but at least he and I have an agreement about our membership in the no pants club....no pants would certainly be better than this get up!


Don't worry female slave...once the BWDM takes over, I will make sure that I have one of these attractive suits made in your size so you can try it out. Fashion emergencies do not to be reserved just for us babies after all!