More from the midwest

As you are all aware, I recently completed a mission in the midwestern part of the United States. While I know that I was there on important BWDM business, my female slave was convinced that we were there to see members of her clan and show off the cute baby (that would be me). I figured it was easiest to play along, since we flew on a big bus like device to get there, and I wasn't quite sure how to get myself back to headquarters without her assistance.

No really Aunt Evelyn, there is an army of babies planning on taking over and I am in charge! If you buy me a pepperoni pizza, you will be in my good graces and it will save you from all the unpleasant humiliating things we have planned for the adults!


This is cousin John, who of all people knows the value of a good pepperoni pizza. John and I are both smiling as we contemplate making our female slaves obey our every command!


One of the reasons cousin John has agreed to assist us babies in our WDM efforts is for reasons such as this picture -- my female slave bought us matching t-shirts and insisted on taking this photo! Cousin John will be attending the University of Michigan, where he will be studying to be a heart surgeon, an effort that will surely assist us babies in having enough financial capital to keep the movement going for some time for future babies!


Ahh the joys of mobility and the freedom that it can bring you! Here I am with Cousin Michael showing off my latest walking moves. Adult slaves, you should begin quaking in fear of opportunities that the new mobility of the BWDM leaders will bring us!


I took the opportunity during my visit to have a second meeting with Jaydis, one of the female baby leaders of the Canadian intelligence movement. As you know, we weren't able to discuss a lot at our first meeting due to the buttinsky of the female slaves, who appeared to be EVERYWHERE at that meeting!

Female slave, what did I tell you? No PICTURES! We can't have any record of these meetings on camera!