My Midwestern Mission

As you are all aware, I met with some of the midwestern Snuggler babies last Saturday to discuss strategic direction in that part of the country. The adult female spies were of course on hand, and of course cleverly snapped these photos for their intelligence purposes while claiming it was just because "the babies are so cute together". Hmph. We will see how cute they think we are when WE TAKE OVER!

I call to order this strategy meeting of the midwestern Snuggler baby division. Please drop any attention getting device the adult slaves might have given you to distract you from our purpose here today. Ethan that means you.


This is a closed meeting, no adult slaves allowed! Female slave, remove that camera immediately!


This is Maddie, one of the two female babies in attendance. Maddie is quite cute, and often fools her adult slaves into revealing more than they mean to with her big blue eyes and winning ways. Don't let the hair bow fool you....while it is attractive, it can also omit a hazardous and deadly gas when necessary to stun her adults into submission.


This is Ethan, a new recruit to the BWDM. He is quite laid back, and while I do not think we can utilize him as a solider in the movement due to his friendly demeanor (he is from Ohio, after all), he is quite clever and has been given oversight of the musical troops for our purposes. Here you can see him trying out a drum that also serves as a hypnotic device for adult slaves.


Here I am with Jaydis, who was the other female baby in attendance at the meeting. As you can see here, her adult slave appears to be trying to win us over in an effort to not be put on poopy diap duty in the new world order, but she is not fooling us for a second -- we both knew that she was just trying to spy on our private conversation regarding the baby Canadian survelliance efforts that Jaydis has been leading.