Caught While Relaxing

Well even generals have to take some down time, and the female slave captured these shots while I was on a break from working on a particuarly difficult battle strategy plan for the BWDM.

Female slave, what do you say we skip the whole pureed vegetable thing today and live dangerously....a pepperoni pizza perhaps?

Damn female slave...I told her I wanted to relax yet she purposely put this toy out of my reach! What's the point of HAVING an adult slave if they can't follow the simplest of directions?

Female slave, if you hand me the toy I will spare you from prune eating poopy diap duty...

Nevermind...that is going to be just too good to give up. I will manage to get the toy myself!

Are you working on ordering that pizza? What? you need teeth to eat pizza?? A minor detail!