Battle of Wills

So all of you are familiar with my battle with the female slave over carrots....well...today she tried to feed me a food that had previously been acceptable for the General's consumption, but I am just not in the mood to eat. Between this awful heat, and the fact that my gums are swollen and sore, I just don't want to do it. The female slave INSISTED however, and these pics will demonstrate for you just how well that went for her.

While I am refusing to eat the solid food, the female slave had cooled it off with an ice cube, which made it more than acceptable to stick my hands in.

Hey you, stupid beagle! Come over here, I have something that I think you will enjoy... we all know you are so dumb you eat cat poop and think it's a tasty snack, so this should be a nice change for ya!

Female slave, that shade of purple looks lovely on you! No, I really didn't realize quite how far the food would splatter when I smacked the bowl down on the table that hard!

Maybe if I smile at her she will quit glaring at me while wiping apples & blueberries off of her boobs....

Gimme that camera! There cannot be any record of this incident when the male slave gets home, I don't want him fussing at me again about how I need to be nicer to you when you are trying to feed me!