Mobility and the Adult Male Slave

Greetings loyal followers of the General's blog! As you can see, my female slave caught me doing some of my water manuevers this week. The big word of the week is mobility -- I have found the secret of crawling, and now can move around the room quickly and escape my adult slave followers as necessary. I also now can pull myself up to see all the interesting things on high tables that the slaves have been trying to keep hidden from me! Both of these items are very necessary to keep progress going on the BWDM, so I am of course quite pleased!


I wanted to share some shots of myself with the male slave this week. I don't often post pics of myself with the slaves -- I try to avoid contact with them as much as possible, I don't want to get too attached and then have to send them off to the parent slave island when I take over, but sometimes it's necessary to fall into that cute baby role to keep them from becoming suspicious.

Yes, I know that the book SAYS it's about baby animals and their mommies, but it's really written in a secret baby spy code that no adult slave understands.


Big guy, you really need to trust me on this one. This page actually says that you are supposed to be obeying my every command and are failing miserably in that assignment!


What a second....there's a pizza commercial on that thing you slaves call the "television". You know how much I enjoy looking at pizza, since all you losers let me do right now is look! I am a general, I am sure the pepperoni pizza would be FINE for my digestion!


You should be astonished at my new ability to stand. I bet you wish you were as clever as I! Watch me and weep, and start practicing your skills at making a radio from a coconut for when you are banished to the parent slave island!