A Rather Unfortunate Series of Events

Greetings loyal readers of the General's blog...this week I have something very disturbing to report. You might remember from my last commuinque that my adult slaves were going away for a few days without me and leaving me with the one they call "grandma". Well, it appears that one of them has lost the battery charger for the camera....so I can't post any pictures from my activities this week. The female slave swears she gave it to the male slave, and the male slave swears that he remembers giving it to the female slave to store. These are the people they allow to care for the General's needs?? It's all rather unfortunate. Then again, that does explain why the nurse followed them out of the hospital with me when the adult slaves were assigned to me to make sure they had properly installed my throne in the car...

What? No, I am not shredding the newspaper...that's an activity for BABIES. I just need to check business section to see how my stocks are doing.....
Whadda mean you can't find the camera battery charger? How am I supposed to let my colonels and the other babies know of BWDM progress if I can't post any pictures on my blog?
You two are so incompetent. This reminds me of that whole incident over the summer where you refused to get the wonderful thing called "air conditioning" and I practically wilted from the heat! I am sure that with my investigative skills I will be able to locate the charger....fellow babies, trust me on this one...if you want something done, never trust your subordinate adult slaves to do it!

All that scolding of the adult slaves and looking for the battery charger has worn me out...NO I am not NAPPING, again, that's an activity for tiny BABIES, not Generals. I am merely resting my eyes for a second...