Modeling for the Midwest Slaves

Greetings fellow babies! I hope you have all had a great week working on your slaves and practicing your BWDM moves. This week, I am modeling some clothes sent to me by the midwestern little bear slave Aunt Beth...she sent this hat and socks when I was a tiny baby, and there was a suit that went with it, but before my female slave could take a picture of me in the entire outfit I outgrew the suit. So before I outgrew everything, she put the hat and socks on me yesterday and took some pics to appease the midwestern contingent...although I must say that I do not appreciate the female slave dressing me up and treating me like a trained monkey!

The hat says "Future All Star, Detroit Red Wings". Apparently hockey is quite big in the midwest where the female slave hails from. The socks are also Red Wing themed, with the team logo on them. I am not sure why now they are trying to push me into hockey...this is as bad as the male slave and the baseball/basketball equipment. So much PRESSURE! Don't they know I just want to take over the world and not worry about all these so called sports? Mind control is a much better hobby!

Female slave, do not irritate me, just take the damn picture

Aunt Beth, I hope you appreciate my efforts in taking these pictures for you. Do not expect this kind of treatment frequently...or a smile....I am a General, and as I have told you all previously, GENERALS DON'T MODEL!

hmmm there appears to be an opening over in that direction, maybe if I move quickly I can escape before she takes any more pictures!

Or I could just take off this stupid HAT....I hate wearing HATS! One of the happiest days of my life was the day I figured out how to take off these dumb HATS she is always putting on me!

Ahh..a much better use of the dreaded HAT...I will chew on it! When I am a famous goal tender for the Detroit Red Wings, the female slave can sell this picture and make a fortune!