A few Slave Code Words Discovered......

Greetings fellow babies! This week I want to report on my nine month stats....that lazy female slave of mine finally got around to taking me to the one that they call the "doctor". Of course I was quite resistant to that after the last time I went there and they stuck me with all kinds of needles...but one of the things the female slave has on me is size, what can I say.

As I suspected, my fears were well founded. No sooner had I gotten to the one that they call "doctor" then they POKED MY FINGER AND TOOK BLOOD OUT OF IT. "Doctor" indeed! Fellow babies, be wise about this...they really mean "baby torture chamber". Take WHATEVER steps are necessary to avoid this HORRIBLE PLACE. Full fuss mode is definitely called for!

I guess I got off track -- here is my report on my nine month stats:
Height -- 31 inches (95th percentile)
Weight -- 22 lbs (50th percentile)

Watch me grow and weep female slave! I will remember all these trips to the so called "doctor" when my BWDM plan goes into effect!

Female slave, don't even think you can talk on the phone to the male slave about the visit to the baby torture chamber without me hearing every word! I am coming up there to give him my side of the story! Chewing that bandage off WAS necessary, it was undignified -- it had MICKEY MOUSE ON IT....Generals don't wear Mickey Mouse bandages!

HA HA! Told you I would get up here! Your days of appearing larger and superior to me by sitting on the couch where I can't reach anything are long over...I will just come up to you! Now give me that phone...



What's that you say stupid beagle? There is also a dog torture chamber cleaverly disguised under the code word "vet?" Very interesting....we will have to remember all these slave code words for future intelligence..