A Fabulous Large Orange Discovery
Greetings fellow babies! I hope you have all had a wonderful week torturing your adult slaves. I have some intelligence on a new item that might be useful for the movement...all because the female slave unknowingly took me to a place called the "pumpkin patch" where I found all kinds of interesting things.....
Surly teenage slave, I KNOW you are anxious to get to this place that you slaves call the "pumpkin patch" but I must take this call first. A general's work is never done you know!
This is a picture of me with the Surly teenage slave. I am sure you have heard me mention her...unlike Cousin John, who will have a place in the Baby World Order for his assistance during my visit to the midwest, I am going to find the worst job possible for the surly teenage slave! When I was a tiny baby, she bought me a BLUE FUZZY BEAR SUIT, and she and the female slave dressed me in it and took all kinds of pictures....such torture! So the worst of jobs awaits her!
Fellow babies...this is the miraculous thing that I speak of! Notice how BIG AND ORANGE it is....and the adult slaves just love them! Apparently there is some quaint custom of decorating them with funny faces for the day that they call "Halloween", but I think the would be much more effective as weapons! and notice the difference in size...very convienent for different purposes! Here I am inspecting the handle of the large one to see if it would be possible to put a survelliance device inside.....
LC the bodycat...take this pumpkin to my crib and hide it immediately! We will puruse it later to determine the most effective use here at headquarters for torturing the adult slaves....
Hmmm the female slave said you could eat pumpkin, but I don't know...it doesn't taste very good! Probably just another one of her irritating tricks to try to fool the baby!
See pumpkins are quite versatile..they can also be used as podums!
I am quite happy with this new discovery, and I am sure that us babies will have lots of fun this fall with these things known as pumpkins! Fellow babies if you do not have any at your house yet, go into full fuss mode, they are only available in large quantities for a few more weeks!
Surly teenage slave, I KNOW you are anxious to get to this place that you slaves call the "pumpkin patch" but I must take this call first. A general's work is never done you know!
This is a picture of me with the Surly teenage slave. I am sure you have heard me mention her...unlike Cousin John, who will have a place in the Baby World Order for his assistance during my visit to the midwest, I am going to find the worst job possible for the surly teenage slave! When I was a tiny baby, she bought me a BLUE FUZZY BEAR SUIT, and she and the female slave dressed me in it and took all kinds of pictures....such torture! So the worst of jobs awaits her!
Fellow babies...this is the miraculous thing that I speak of! Notice how BIG AND ORANGE it is....and the adult slaves just love them! Apparently there is some quaint custom of decorating them with funny faces for the day that they call "Halloween", but I think the would be much more effective as weapons! and notice the difference in size...very convienent for different purposes! Here I am inspecting the handle of the large one to see if it would be possible to put a survelliance device inside.....
LC the bodycat...take this pumpkin to my crib and hide it immediately! We will puruse it later to determine the most effective use here at headquarters for torturing the adult slaves....
Hmmm the female slave said you could eat pumpkin, but I don't know...it doesn't taste very good! Probably just another one of her irritating tricks to try to fool the baby!
See pumpkins are quite versatile..they can also be used as podums!
I am quite happy with this new discovery, and I am sure that us babies will have lots of fun this fall with these things known as pumpkins! Fellow babies if you do not have any at your house yet, go into full fuss mode, they are only available in large quantities for a few more weeks!
posted by Curtis @ 12:53 PM
5 Comments:
At 8:54 PM,
Corna said…
Wow, lucky you, my mom is too much of a slacker to let me get one of those!
At 10:28 AM,
Smiley Riley said…
How cool is that! General LB you are quite the lucky baby and I must say that you look great behind that pumpkin podium!
At 6:06 PM,
Staci said…
How nice for LB that you get TWO pumpkins...my mommy hasn't even found a patch to get me ONE (pumpkin patches are harn to come by in FL).
At 5:05 AM,
Corey said…
Those are some nice pumpkins Curtis!!! My Mommy says we are going to my Papa's today to "carve" some pumpkins, whatever that means!!!
At 8:26 AM,
Ash said…
I love the big orange things! They're fun to roll around and chase! I bet that big one would be easy to catch too.
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