Yet More Humiliation at the Hands of the Slaves
Fellow babies, I did not have the best of weeks. The slaves are getting quite crafty....they have found a surefire way to humiliate and anger me. You might remember my post from last week about the slaves requiring me to model some clothes sent to me by the midwestern general lb slave, Aunt Beth. Well after finding out how irritated that made me, there was no stopping them...my humilation this week included a sleeper with BUNNY FEET, them taking shots of my NAKED BUTT, and today they put a jumpsuit on me that says LITTLE MONKEY. I am just beyond mad at this point! Babies, we need to work on our BWDM plans, I don't know how much more of this fashion disaster humiliation I can take!
HAHA! I have escaped from yet another diap change....wait a sec....female slave WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? Don't take a nekkid butt picture of me!
Alright alright...I SURRENDER! Just don't let her take any more nekkid butt pictures of me!
Ummm yeah...this sleeper is not only yellow, a very un-General like color, but it has BUNNY FEET! BUNNY FEET?? GENERALS DON'T WEAR BUNNY FEET!
Female slave, let's call a truce...if you open this door for me and help me escape, it will help you in the new baby world order...perhaps some of your war crimes can be forgiven!
HAHA FEMALE SLAVE! You insist on humiliating me, and refuse to help me escape....I will extract vengance on the male slave! You know he is helpless when I assert my deadly nijia baby moves!
Female slave, just because I pulled nijia baby moves is no reason to continue this humiliation with this little monkey suit! STOP THE INSANITY!
You just wait adult slaves...there might be nothing I can do now, but my evil baby domination mind is already fast at work figuring out my retaliation moves. This isn't the last of this, mark my words!
HAHA! I have escaped from yet another diap change....wait a sec....female slave WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? Don't take a nekkid butt picture of me!
Alright alright...I SURRENDER! Just don't let her take any more nekkid butt pictures of me!
Ummm yeah...this sleeper is not only yellow, a very un-General like color, but it has BUNNY FEET! BUNNY FEET?? GENERALS DON'T WEAR BUNNY FEET!
Female slave, let's call a truce...if you open this door for me and help me escape, it will help you in the new baby world order...perhaps some of your war crimes can be forgiven!
HAHA FEMALE SLAVE! You insist on humiliating me, and refuse to help me escape....I will extract vengance on the male slave! You know he is helpless when I assert my deadly nijia baby moves!
Female slave, just because I pulled nijia baby moves is no reason to continue this humiliation with this little monkey suit! STOP THE INSANITY!
You just wait adult slaves...there might be nothing I can do now, but my evil baby domination mind is already fast at work figuring out my retaliation moves. This isn't the last of this, mark my words!
posted by Curtis @ 11:22 AM
6 Comments:
At 9:05 AM,
Amanda said…
Don't worry General, our time will come! The big people will not get away with this...
At 3:00 PM,
Ash said…
Mummy says "MY gosh how adorable is he?!?" I'm just hoping this doesn't give her any ideas! Bunny feet?!? We need to figure out what store those came from and 'speak' to someone about that. Before these mamas co-conspire and decide to get more.
At 7:13 PM,
Corna said…
Bunny feet! You poor thing, General!
At 1:12 PM,
Smiley Riley said…
Bunny feet? That is pretty humiliating. You do have a cute tooshie though. And my mommy loves the little monkey outfit...I think it's cuz she calls me a monkey all the time!
At 7:34 PM,
Corey said…
Oh the humiliation!!!! I am sorry your big people did that to you Curtis although I am pretty sure mine have caught me without clothing too, something MUST be done!!!
At 9:02 AM,
Larna said…
I'm sorry you have been going through this humiliation! I guess we all have to endure this at one time or another. Don't worry, you'll get them back!
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