Becoming Yet More Fabulous and New Thrones

Greetings fellow toddlers and loyal followers of the General's blog! I must, once again, apologize for the ineptness of my female slave in getting my commuinuqes posted. Things are very busy here at my mini-headquarters, but that's just no excuse for her being such a total loser about my blog! After all, if she doesn't do my posts how are we supposed to get our message out to new recruits!? It's quite frustrating, I must tell you!

Today I have two things to share with you -- first, I have a new look that makes my apperance even more fabulous. I was resistant to cutting my locks of fabulous golden brown hair, but several people asked the female slave about her girl toddler when we were out in public, which of couse made me quite angry and demand satisfaction in the form of a manly haircut befitting the leader of the Toddler world domination movement!


Surly teenage slave, thank you for bringing me to this establishment that specializes in toddler fabulousness. I am hopeful about this even if this woman does look a bit dimwitted....


hmmm I don't know about this sticking straight up look...are you sure it doesn't make me look like I stuck my fingers in a light socket? That wouldn't be very dignified for a General!



Ahhh I was very worried about the abilities of this adult slave, but I am even more fabulous than before! A success! Now let's see how many fat old male slaves at the grocery store think I am a girl!

The other thing that I wanted to share with you fellow toddlers, is that I have a few new thrones more befitting a general. Here you can see that I am relaxing first thing in the morning enjoying my membership in the no pants club!

Female slave, I don't recall giving you permission to take photos of me in my new dining throne!


That female slave just pisses me off on purpose taking my picture when I have not given permission! I am just going to ignore her and try to get myself released from these straps...a general should never be contained!

Yes slaves, my new dining throne is quite comfortable. Much more befitting a toddler general as opposed to those things called "high chairs" that I have outgrown. Those are for tiny babies, not big handsome generals! Now bring me some delicious cheese pizza and the female slave's transgressions with the picture taking will be forgiven....