Curtis AKA General Little Bear's Blog

My name is Curtis....I am a toddler. I have fuzzy chick hair, and wear overalls down to there...I am also General of the toddler world domination movement. Read this blog and weep adult slaves...now you all know why your toddler is practicing those mind control techniques on you!

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Returned from My Texas Adventure

Greetings to you fellow babies! I apologize for the lengthy delay between posts. As you know, we found out that we were getting a new recruit for the BWDM, and then my female slave was quite busy trying to prepare everything for my trip to the southwest. I am very glad to be back with you in civilization, and hope that all of your efforts for BWD are going well.
The female slave was once again lax in her duties and forgot to bring the camera with us on my mission. She claims she "forgot", but I bet you it was just another one of those tricky adult slave ploys to not allow me to document my activities on this particular mission! Because of her ineptness, I demanded that she dress me again yesterday in the strange clothing that the babies in the place called "Texas" wear. I wanted you all to see these strange and unique garments and be glad that you live in other parts of the world, the outfit is quite cumbersome!

Here you see me in full Texas attire, complete with jean jacket (thank you for providing this for my mission Aunt Geeta) and Texas type hat. Fellow babies, THEY REALLY WEAR THIS STUFF, strange as it may seem. I of course do not own a Texas hat, but found one that doubled quite well for the mission.

Big guy, I know how to do the Texas two step, do you?

"The stars at night...are big and bright...deep in the heart of Texas....."

Well I am handsome no matter what I wear. Minus well make the best of the weird outfit and be glad that it only had to be worn for such a short time period.

As you all know, I HATE HATS. Here I demonstrate a much better use for the one that I used in Texas.

I hope you are all doing well. I will try to post again before my next mission, back to the place called the midwest. I will be attending a baby domination meeting while I am there, as well as asserting all my domination moves on the midwestern adult slaves. Until the next post fellow babies...fight the power!