A New Recruit for the BWDM

Greetings fellow babies! I do not have any new pictures to post this week, the female slave has been very preoccupied with some news that we received at headquarters on Monday. Apparently, the surly teenage slave is going to have a baby, and the female slave got distracted from taking photos of me. Just another example of her being lax in her duties!

I am quite pleased by this turn of events as I am sure you can imagine...a new recruit for our army! and since the baby will be here with me, I can mold and shape as I require!

I am sure we will be back to normal next week, so please check back with us. Until then, continue your efforts towards BWD!

A Fabulous Large Orange Discovery

Greetings fellow babies! I hope you have all had a wonderful week torturing your adult slaves. I have some intelligence on a new item that might be useful for the movement...all because the female slave unknowingly took me to a place called the "pumpkin patch" where I found all kinds of interesting things.....

Surly teenage slave, I KNOW you are anxious to get to this place that you slaves call the "pumpkin patch" but I must take this call first. A general's work is never done you know!

This is a picture of me with the Surly teenage slave. I am sure you have heard me mention her...unlike Cousin John, who will have a place in the Baby World Order for his assistance during my visit to the midwest, I am going to find the worst job possible for the surly teenage slave! When I was a tiny baby, she bought me a BLUE FUZZY BEAR SUIT, and she and the female slave dressed me in it and took all kinds of pictures....such torture! So the worst of jobs awaits her!

Fellow babies...this is the miraculous thing that I speak of! Notice how BIG AND ORANGE it is....and the adult slaves just love them! Apparently there is some quaint custom of decorating them with funny faces for the day that they call "Halloween", but I think the would be much more effective as weapons! and notice the difference in size...very convienent for different purposes! Here I am inspecting the handle of the large one to see if it would be possible to put a survelliance device inside.....

LC the bodycat...take this pumpkin to my crib and hide it immediately! We will puruse it later to determine the most effective use here at headquarters for torturing the adult slaves....

Hmmm the female slave said you could eat pumpkin, but I don't know...it doesn't taste very good! Probably just another one of her irritating tricks to try to fool the baby!

See pumpkins are quite versatile..they can also be used as podums!

I am quite happy with this new discovery, and I am sure that us babies will have lots of fun this fall with these things known as pumpkins! Fellow babies if you do not have any at your house yet, go into full fuss mode, they are only available in large quantities for a few more weeks!

Yet More Humiliation at the Hands of the Slaves

Fellow babies, I did not have the best of weeks. The slaves are getting quite crafty....they have found a surefire way to humiliate and anger me. You might remember my post from last week about the slaves requiring me to model some clothes sent to me by the midwestern general lb slave, Aunt Beth. Well after finding out how irritated that made me, there was no stopping them...my humilation this week included a sleeper with BUNNY FEET, them taking shots of my NAKED BUTT, and today they put a jumpsuit on me that says LITTLE MONKEY. I am just beyond mad at this point! Babies, we need to work on our BWDM plans, I don't know how much more of this fashion disaster humiliation I can take!

HAHA! I have escaped from yet another diap change....wait a sec....female slave WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? Don't take a nekkid butt picture of me!

Alright alright...I SURRENDER! Just don't let her take any more nekkid butt pictures of me!

Ummm yeah...this sleeper is not only yellow, a very un-General like color, but it has BUNNY FEET! BUNNY FEET?? GENERALS DON'T WEAR BUNNY FEET!

Female slave, let's call a truce...if you open this door for me and help me escape, it will help you in the new baby world order...perhaps some of your war crimes can be forgiven!


HAHA FEMALE SLAVE! You insist on humiliating me, and refuse to help me escape....I will extract vengance on the male slave! You know he is helpless when I assert my deadly nijia baby moves!

Female slave, just because I pulled nijia baby moves is no reason to continue this humiliation with this little monkey suit! STOP THE INSANITY!

You just wait adult slaves...there might be nothing I can do now, but my evil baby domination mind is already fast at work figuring out my retaliation moves. This isn't the last of this, mark my words!

Modeling for the Midwest Slaves

Greetings fellow babies! I hope you have all had a great week working on your slaves and practicing your BWDM moves. This week, I am modeling some clothes sent to me by the midwestern little bear slave Aunt Beth...she sent this hat and socks when I was a tiny baby, and there was a suit that went with it, but before my female slave could take a picture of me in the entire outfit I outgrew the suit. So before I outgrew everything, she put the hat and socks on me yesterday and took some pics to appease the midwestern contingent...although I must say that I do not appreciate the female slave dressing me up and treating me like a trained monkey!

The hat says "Future All Star, Detroit Red Wings". Apparently hockey is quite big in the midwest where the female slave hails from. The socks are also Red Wing themed, with the team logo on them. I am not sure why now they are trying to push me into hockey...this is as bad as the male slave and the baseball/basketball equipment. So much PRESSURE! Don't they know I just want to take over the world and not worry about all these so called sports? Mind control is a much better hobby!

Female slave, do not irritate me, just take the damn picture

Aunt Beth, I hope you appreciate my efforts in taking these pictures for you. Do not expect this kind of treatment frequently...or a smile....I am a General, and as I have told you all previously, GENERALS DON'T MODEL!

hmmm there appears to be an opening over in that direction, maybe if I move quickly I can escape before she takes any more pictures!

Or I could just take off this stupid HAT....I hate wearing HATS! One of the happiest days of my life was the day I figured out how to take off these dumb HATS she is always putting on me!

Ahh..a much better use of the dreaded HAT...I will chew on it! When I am a famous goal tender for the Detroit Red Wings, the female slave can sell this picture and make a fortune!

The Female Slave Needs Direction

Greetings fellow babies! I hope you all had a great week working on wearing down your slaves so that they are putty in our hands, ready to obey every command! I found myself having to be quite diligent with my female slave this week, she seems to be getting a little lazy and forgetful.

What is this? I specifically told the female slave to empty this entire dishwasher! What is this dish still doing in here?

Female slave, please come into the kitchen immediately! One of your chores appears to not have been completed properly!

Female slave, we can't continue to have these problems...look at your sloppy work emptying the dishwasher! Do I have to have my bodycat watch everything you do to make sure it is completed correctly?

Female slave, this is a grave offense indeed, not properly emptying the dishwasher. I will have to deliberate over your punishment for a while sitting here in my throne...but while you wait, bring more fruit puffs for my consumption immediately!

The slaves sometimes have to be reminded of their servitude. Here as you can see, the male slave is feeding me some delicious popsicle by hand...quite humiliating for the slave as we all know I could do it myself...I just choose to have him feed it to me! This also serves to anger the female slave and show her proper place..she does not think that I should be allowed to eat delicious popsicles and was quite frustrated when the male slave introduced them to me.

Fellow babies, I hope my problems with my female slave this week have taught you all a valuable lesson..make sure to either watch your slave's every move or have one of your minions do it...they are simply not to be trusted to complete even the simplest of tasks! Remember this..and the camera incident...and take appropriate note!